No no drama...no no no no drama!!!

sooooo...hmm intersting week :o letz c...

1st az u probably kno i auditioned 4 the breakfast club and so i did the monologue As you like it and so i did the audition but unfortunately i didnt make it :'( But im not givin up. I am goin 2 audition and audition till he has to give meh the part.

2nd iz how well therez this guy in my drama class who i totally like. So im friendz wit him and all but i waz thinkin of tellin hm but i didnt wanna ruin our relationship so i decided not 2. But therez this other chick who likez hm and so i asked hm if he likez her az a friend and he said "more thn a friend" :'(

3rd iz tht im gettin an ipod 4 my bday :^) im sooo frigin excited i cnt wait!!!

4th iz how meh and shanell have bn fighting cuz of her ex and how i cnt stand hm but meh and her r workin thingz out :^)

ill messgae yall lataz :pppp

stay dizzle sweet,
hanifa imani aka "dizz"

1st month of skull

Heyzerz!!! So bout this month...well gud newz iz tht i changed my schedule so now i have drama!!! Im so excited. Bad newz iz tht science rite now iz sooooo hard. Were doin sumin rite now called conversionz and itz sooo hard tht nobody in my class getz it.(except 4 the teacher) But at least im doin gud in my other classes. Like in my math class im catching up on alot of things. Herez my new schedule for this semester.

1. English 1a
2. Algebra 1a
3. lunch
4.drama :^)))))
5. integrated science :p

Taty has drama :^) which iz good. Jazz duznt:^( but she said nxt year shell try and get it. I talk 2 thm frum time 2 time like 10 timez week. it still suckz tht they go to north canyon and i go to millennium but well reunite one of these dayz.

Last thing i wanna talk bout iz how 2moro im auditioning for the play The Breakfast Club :^) I want the role of the basket case. :^) for the audition u have to memorize a monologue and say it in front of Mr. Walter so i memorized Jacques part in As U Like it. U kno the one tht goes "all the worldz a stage, and all the men and women merely playerz..."

anywayz wish meh luck.Out peace

Stay dizzle sweet,
Hanifa "dizz" Imani

6 more dayzzzzz :^)

Wassup peepz :^) ok 1st lemme make sumin clear. I am single like ur jinglez k??? i got played but hey ive moved on. sooooo moving on.

Anyway the reason y im saying 6 mor dayz iz because I have 6 more dayz till skull startz. imma b a freshmeat :^) im so frigin nervous though ugh. But I did get my schedule. Here it iz:

1.english ia
2.algebra ia
3. expl careers and academic success ugh
4.integrated science
5.advisory....

ik wat ur thinkin. Such a boring schedule. I didnt evn sign up 4 a career class!!! i already kno wat i wanna do in my life. ugh and i signed up for drama. :^( so on the 1st day of skull since i dont kno anybody and I dont have anybody 2 hang out with imma go 2 the counselor and c if I cn change my "career" class 2 drama. I need all the practice i cn get u kno???

I think thtz basically it. I talk 2 taty and jazz often. I just am sooo mad i couldnt c thm this summa. But HOPEFULLY i cn go 2 jazz`z quince. All fingerz cross. Until thn, au revoir :^)

Stay dizzle sweet,
Hanifa aka **dizz**

*smoking doobiez* Andy samberg az jack johnson in mellow with Jack Johnson

Beta Half of the Summa

Wassup peepz :^) well my summa iz goin pretty swell. Actually if i had 2 name this summa it wuld b called weeworld all the way. I have 2 admit sumthin. I am officially addicted 2 weeworld. Ik guilty az charged. But hey i cnt help it. Weeworld iz my life. I cnt not b on weeworld 4 1 day. My opinion 4 wat i think weeworld iz iz this:a dating site. all peepz do iz ask other peepz out. I'M not saying thtz bad but i truly think thtz wat tht website iz just for. thtz like the new eharmony. Even i have a bf frum it(which ill get 2 tht part later on in this blog entry) <3>

So az u kno(well u mite kno) tht ive went out wit only 2 guyz in the past and since tht iz confidential all i cn say iz tht it didnt work out so well. but besidez tht it waz midnight of july 9th and i waz on weeworld az usual and i waz talkin 2 abby and thn she said how her bro waz gunu make a wee and i waz like well gud 4 hm so she got off so he culd make a wee and thn wn he waz done i thot he wuld give the computer bak to abby but instead he messaged meh. MEH. and i waz like wow ok y iz he messaging me???wat guy wuld wanna message me anywayz??? so he said hi and so i just replied bak saying hi nice avatar u got there and he replied saying thnx ur very sexy. and i didnt think anything of it cuz i thot tht he meant my avatar so we just started goofin off and thn rite wn he waz bout 2 go he asked meh the question tht i have NEVER BEEN ASKED!!! he asked me if i wuld go out wit hm.i am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo stupid. i asked hm if i culd just get his # 1st so we cn talk becuz at the time i waz thinkin of all the thingz tht happened wn my mom/dad found out i had a bf. man waz tht hell. and at the same time i had to act like nutin happened on the comp. at tht time cuz my sis waz like sitin on the couch and if she found out bout me havin another bf she wuld tell(shez totally kouul wit it now). but i am sooooooo stupid. so he said ya hell gimme his # later cuz abby wanted 2 get bak on so i said ok so he said ok bye love u(if u cudnt tell im smiling rite now) and so i said k love u 2.:^)

But the worst thing happened. The cable and the computerz went out. so i waz like ok i mite have 2 wait 2 dayz or so just 4 my mom pay 4 the bill and so tht we we cn have it but no. shez doin sumin tht shez never dun. shez letin the comp/tv b out 4 a whole month. the gr8est timing inthe world iznt it???(sarcasm) ugh and i literally started crying cuz i waz like how am i gunu c aussie(austin, the guy im goin out wit. his nickname iz aussie. i made it. :^)wn the comp. iz out??? i mean itz already bad enuf tht itz a long distance relationship(he livez in cali i live in arizona)and now i wont b able 2 talk 2 hm 4 like a whole month.and watz evn worse iz how the librariez duznt load up weeworld enuf and it deletez stuff frum my page. so i thot 2 myself and i thot therez no way i cn lose this bf. i mean he asked me out. the last 2 recent bfz tht i had, ya i had 2 ask thm out. but i waz thinkin of a way of meh talkin 2 hm still and thn jazz popped into my mind so i quickly called her and i asked her if she culd go on my weeworld acc. and if she culd tell austin tht i wont b on 4 awhile and if he culd give his # 2 her 2 give 2 me and thn if she culd give my # 2 hm so tht we cn keep in touch till i get the comp. bak. and she said yes. god i luv u jazz(and taty) wat wuld i do w/out u 2. so now each and everyday i thank jazz and she sayz no prob. wow i wrote a lot this time. my fingz hurt so ill ttyl:^)

stay dizzlesweet,
**dizz**

*o ya and check out weeworld. u mite like it and if u get one add my 2 accountz....bluegreen13 and dizzhanifa :^)

Most Boring Summer Ever!!!!!!

heyzerz...man this summer haz bn sooooooooooooooo boring. Since ive moved frum Phoenix to Litchfield Park I havent bn able 2 c my frndz cuz theyre so far away. Im just so tired of seeing the same 4 wallz. I need 2 get out. I need 2 c other peepz other thn my dad,mom,sis,and annoying bro. Im tired of seeing peepz having fun while im stuck in the house doin chorez or asleep cuz im so bored. there r 2 thingz tht r sad.
1.me n my sis cnt wait 2 go bak 2 skull cuz were bored and we wanna get out...THTZ SAD
2.another thing thtz sad iz how going to the store or to the doctor`z office iz a field trip 4 me n my sis...A FIELD TRIP. :^(
3.i have 2 go 2 a virtual world JUST 2 interact.

And another thing...i really really rrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyy want a laptop. If u culd only c the battle i have 2 go thru each and every day just 2 get on the family computer. I wouldve bn a regular person sharing the computer with the rest of my family(except my sis who luckily has a laptop) but of course my parentz r...facebook addictz...unfortunately. So theyre constantly on the computer wnever there off frum work...and another thing iz how im not evn allowed 2 go on the computer 99% of the day. So i have 2 LITERALLY...LITERALLY sneak on the computer. Ask my sis im not kidding. I have 2 wait till there taking a shower or there asleep or watever so wnever i get that advantage i take advantage of it.

I hav realized sumthin tho while staying in the house...im alwayz being in situationz where im the third wheel. I cnt say the last situation tht made me think tht cuz tht iz confidential and i dont want tht person 2 feel sry 4 me. But im alwayz alwayz ALWAYZ the frnd standing nxt to a couple...just standing there.

Man i cnt wait to go bak 2 skull. Just so i cn c different peepz and so i dont have 2 ALWAYZ go on virtual worldz just 2 interact.<<<

but anywayz hopefully...HOPEFULLY nxt month will go great???

je t`aime,
dizz

Summertime!!!

Heyzerz. So itz summertime...BORED AZ EVER!!! I hav nutin 2 do. I cnt hang out wit the passageway becuz BOTH their phonez broke. But jazz`z phone iz workin so were plannin to do sumin 2gether this weekend.

Ok, so ive bn lukin 4 virtual worldz to go on since im so bored. And i found 2 called Foopets and Weeworld. Im really liking weeworld but i rlly think itz a dating site cuz like every time i get on peepz r askin other peepz out. But one gud thhing bout the site iz that I found a girl named xxxronnierockzxxx. (well thatz her screen name)and guess wat??? She wantz to be a famous comedian/actress. So we started talking and shez very nice. She lives in Michigan which sucks cuz i rlly wanted 2 meet her. So i told her that wn were older we shud stop 4 a cup of tea.

So therez this college in New York City called Julliard. Most of u may kno it most of u may not. But I wanna go there for college so I talked 2 my mom bout it and she said that if I get gud gud GUD grades shell take a luk at it. So itz crunch time. I rlly need 2 focus 4 these last 4 years of hi skull if I wanna get into Julliard. And gud newz iz that jazz also wantz 2 go 2 a college in New York so now I just gotta find out where taty wantz 2 go....

I think thatz all. Hav a great summer and talk 2 u soon.
Stay dizzle sweet,
Hanifa imani aka Dizz

*ooh shawty itz blizzard man cmon cmon ????? check my style out robot voice robot voice all the kidz luv the robot voice my dookey chain cost a lot of clams snoop doggie dog iz on my naerdz I wear very nice dudz????? and jord *** jeans my hypercolor shirt changes wn itz warm but usually thatz confined to my pitz i dig smooching babes I squeeze their buttz if they give??? lata on if they dont object I move to the boobies and give thm a honk doo doo doobey.....
( sry if I messed up the lyricz ardy)
Blizzard man starring Andy Samberg, Ludacris, T-pain

Updatez

Heyzerz!!!! Sry i havnt talked 2 u in about a month. I had 2 finish up moving. But now I`m done and I`m ready 2 tell u guyz the updatez of this month.

*well 1st, I`m done moving. I`m so relieved.

*On April 26th the whole 8th grade (including me taty and jazz) who didnt get in trouble getz 2 go 2 wet n wild 4 a field trip so I cnt wait 2 go. I just hope I dont get my "mother daughter dance" during wet n wild.

*we found this dog so skinny so we kept it for a day and we gave it to an animal shelter :( but then the owner put up a flyer havin the same dog on it and so we called her and its her dog :) so shes drivin there rite now to get her dog.

*this Monday I got my new and 1st slider phone. Itz the Samsung Gravity 2 Metallic Pumpkin.

*I already know Imma cry at the last day of skull cuz imma miss jazz and taty. But at least I get 2 txt thm and I get 2 c thm during summerz

thats all the updatez 4 rite now so I guess I`ll c u guyz nxt time!!!!

*Remember 2 watch Megans Roommate starring Andy Samberg and Megan Fox

*David Andrew Samberg a.k.a Andy Samberg a.k.a Ardy

Movin...AGAIN :^(

Heyzers. So as u mite kno, I`m moving again...4 the 4th time since Ive bn in Arizona. The Passageway iz sad bout it but at least I hav their #`s so we cn keep in touch till we start filming in college but enough bout the sad stuff.

So taty (member of passageway) told me how sshe went 4 an audition 4 a commercial but she didnt make it thru because they needed twins so I decided to luk up places where I cn audition 4 a commercial cuz this wuld b a great way 2 get me out there in the bi-ness (business). So I had sum luck finding sum websites where u cn enter ur name 4 an audition but I just need my momz approval.

O ya and if u were wondering Im still living in Arizona, itz just a different city. Any ill tell u wat happenz wn i move.
Stay dizzle sweet,
Dizz :^)

*Make sure u watch the vid.Firelight starring Andy Samberg Taylor Swift and Bill Hader*

"you can get with me but i cant get with you. and i dont need no beat, i keep ? acapella, and you should hang with me because my name is shy RONNIE." Andy Samberg and Rihanna in Shy Ronnie

Back On!!!!!!!!!

Heyzerz!!!! U guyz like the red??? Huh Huh. Time 2 catch up wit my life.



So on April 16th I told this guy at my skull that I like hm and he waz the 1st guy I ever told so I feel accomplished. But I told hm how I still wanted 2 be frndz wit hm and I didnt want 2 go out wit hm. Ik ur surprised rite now but I dont wanna go out wit anybody till im in college. Cause I dont wanna date anybody in high skull. In plus Im married 2 Andy which bringz me 2 my nxt topic. Itz pretty silly but me and my sis made up this thing where we were gonna get married to Andy so i already got married to Andy on April 16th at 30 rockefeller plaza and Im wearin the bracelet that he supposedly gave me but I cant take it off till i ACTUALLY get married. My rules. And my sis iz getting married 2 him in June on a boat (u kno cuz of the song im on a boat) so ya dont ask were just weird like that.

I MITE get this sick slide phone but u guyz probably seen it b4. Itz called the Samsung Gravity. I cant wait but I have 2 wait till my mom lukz at her account. And in my other post I mentioned how I have a lot of skitz rite??? Well I have 2 bukz of skitz and I already written 2 movies. But u cant know the title of thm cuz itz a secret/surprise for later......

In college Im going to be going to so many comedy clubz itz not even funny. I even have a list of clubs that ill be going to. And im saving up money just in case ill need it for one of the clubs. One of the clubs that I HAVE to go to iz called The Second City. Itz in Chicago. Thatll probably/hopefully get me on snl. The 2nd one iz called The Groundlings which iz in Los Angeles, i think. And if I become famous I wanna make my own comedy club but I cnt tell u the name of it cuz sumbody could easily steal the name.

Oh ya the bad newz iz that Im moving. And wn I told the passageway they were pretty sad. I was so sad that I cried. But I still want the passageway to keep going and Ill still txt thm and HOPEFULLY i can see thm each summer. But I told thm that this iz a great opportunity 2 find the last member. So ya. And I told thm that well meet up in college but the thing iz that I wanted 2 move 2 New York after college cuz thatz where snl iz held but jazz wantz 2 move there 4 college and taty sayz she doesnt care where she goez so ya were gunu hav to figure out wat were gunu do so that way we can film the skitz. And we need a teche. Ergh so many thingz 2 worry bout. But well make it happen.
Stay dizzle sweet,
Dizz :^)

*Be sure 2 watch the vid. Get Out starring Andy Samberg and Fred Armisen

*Bonzos crazy* Andy Samberg from Late For Class

The Passageway

Heyzerz!!! Well i`m bak on!!! But since i`m bak on therez sumin I need 2 tell u guyz.



Wow. I can`t believe I didnt tell u guyz bout the group I`m making. Wow well to start off i waz sitin in my room bout 2 monthz ago and I waz thinking how in the world am I gunu get on SNL if nobody knowz me. And thn I had the idea of makin a skit. And then that one skit became 2 skitz, then 5 skits and wn i had about 20 skitz written down I waz thinkin that I cant become famous alone. I needed a partner. So I decided to make a group called The Clique.And in this group i wanted there 2 be 2 comedians and 2 actresses. I already had one comedian which was me I just needed the other 3 memberz. So I decided 2 ask my first friend in a note. Her name is Tatyana but I like 2 call her taty. So durin 7th period I sent her the note askin her this:

hey,

When u grow up do u wanna be a comedian or an actress???



and I was so nervous 2 find out the answer. So 2 min. later wn the teach. waznt lukin taty sent the note bak and my heart waz pounding and all of a sudden I started 2 think of the worst but I took a deep breath and said that I hav 2 think positive thotz. *Shoutout: my sis swirlz for wanting 2 be a singer/poet. Keep striving 4 ur dream sis. So I opened the note and in it she circled the word actress and i smiled so big that the teach. almost saw. I turned around towardz her and smiled and she waz totally clueless az to y I waz happy but I told her that I would tell her after skull.



So I told her and she waz happy bout it so I kept writing more corny skitz and everything and a month later me and Taty were talking 2 each other b4 the teach came in cause the class had their seats changed and she sat behind me. And wn the teach came in she said that there waz gunu be a new seating chart. I lukd at the teach like I waz sayin "r u crazy". And so me and Taty were silent during the whole time wn she was changing everybodyz seatz. And then she went towardz us. *gulp* waz i nervous. So she said that Taty had 2 sit 2 seatz away frum me which made me just wanna punch the teach. jk losnl. But then I waz thinkin who waz gunu sit behind me and so she lukd around the room and she pointed at this girl named Jasmin. I knew her but we didnt really talk much so I waz pretty mad at her cuz she waz gunu sit in in Taty`z seat 4 now on. So she said hi in the middle of the class and I said hi all sad and mean. But about a week later me and her gradually kept makin each other laugh and it came 2 the point where it wuld luk like I waz excluding taty. (which I waznt) So one day I asked Jasmin wat she wanted 2 be wn she grew up and she replied that she wanted to be famous. That she wanted her own show called The Jasmin Show. And I said Wow. And she also said how she wants 2 be an actress and thatz wn i said kul and thot bout that 4 dayz. Adding a member that I hardly know and I hardly liked her just a week ago. So we kept making each other laugh and one day she gave me this note and it waz so touchin so I realized that we were gud frndz and I remember askin taty if she wuld like jazz 2 b in the group and taty said sure so I asked jazz if she wanted 2 be in the group and jazz waz excited. She said ya and after that I decided 2 call the group The Passageway because wn we r n college were gunu put the skitz on youtube and youtube will be our passageway to becoming famous. HOPEFULLY. And now all I need iz the last member which iz gunu be a comedian. And im gunu be finding that last member at the High skull that Im going to which Ill talk 2 u about next week. Stay dizzle sweet,
Dizz :^)

*take a luk at the vid. Shy Ronnie starring Andy Samberg and featuring Rihanna.*

*ello, i boss. I kno I strangled in a wee bit late 2day, but im gunu rest up and ill cum in 2moro wit the strength of a gorilla.* Girlfriend Voice-Andy Samberg,Seth Rogen and Bill Hader

Gone 4 awhile :^(

heyzerz!!well got sum bad newz.. wont be on for a while.. have to get it approved by my mom. But i will be here to approve comments and other things so until then stay dizzle sweet :^)

Introducing Myself......Again :^)

Heyzerz followerz!!!!!!!!! I deleted all my old postz so I can start fresh. Before I go any further I just wanted to tell you my crush. My crush is David Andrew Samberg a.k.a Andy Samberg a.k.a Ardy. You`ve seen him in SNL (Saturday night live), Hot Rod, I luv U man, etc. etc. He is 100,000% my inspiration. He inspires me to be a comedian for when I grow up. Oh and when I grow up I want to Audition for SNL but i`ll talk more about that lataz.


K so ur probably wondering what me and my sis do on our weekendz (Saidah Kamaria Wilson a.k.a. Swirly but fer shortz its swirlz,shez 17) well on fridayz the 1st thing and i literally mean the first thing we do wn we get home from skull iz watch ardy party and I`m on a boat vidz. That`s our highlight of friday. Then at nite we watch Hot Rod which swirlz just got recently. We like watching that movie. And then at 2:00 we have a sleep over in her room.

K on Saturdayz for half the day we put incredibad(the lonely island cd that me and swirlz got recently) in our boombox and put on blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast. (sry bout those a`s...just got bored) okzzzz. And after we do that its about six o clock so i just take a nap just to pass the time till snl comez on. K when its 10:20 me and swirlz sit rite in front of the tv and watch nbc (the channel that snl comes on at) till snl comes on. 10:29 we are so nervous,anxious,excited(hopefully u get the idea) 10:30 well u get the rest :^) After snl its 12 in the morning and our day just began. So we go over to my sis laptop(and my dad/mom iz asleep so we cant be as loud as we usually are)and we go to hulu where we watch andy samberg skits till four and then we go do our little sleep over but my sis watches jizz in my pants one more time cause she loves that vid the most and while she does that I listen to incredibad on my cd player(I dont like mp3`s or ipodz i like to go old skull and listen to cd playerz but thatz just me :^) )and drift off to sleep.

On Sundayz me and swirlz pull a lazy sunday. and that lasts till 12:00pm. And then of course me and swirlz get those hunger painz but that means that we did the lazy sunday rite. And since we cant just go to the movie theatre each sunday (cause swirlz duznt have a car yet and we dont get paid that much :^) ) we just stay home and my sis doez her hw and i listen to incredibad on my c (cd player, just get tired of typing that so much) while I clean my room/b-room which needz to b cleaned often :^- . and then at nite b4 we go to bed for skull the nxt day me and swirlz watch 2 andy vidz and then we go to bed.

Fun weekend huh!!!!!!!! Update: omas suberbad iz on well imma leave but ill come back with a new post wn i can. Eep Seth Rogen and Bill Hader.


*** rap song rap song we come from the south and our teeth are gold we drink lotz of kodene and sit around we all hear hear our jam and we all the crump - Andy Samberg from Blizzard Man

Stay dizzle sweet,

Dizz